Bump-A-Dump – Penile Papules & What to Do About Them
Tony made no qualms about it; he was a lady’s man. He came from a long line of lady’s men and his father had passed on the proud tradition to him and taught him the ropes. Tonight’s date/victim was Donna, an attractive lady who was older than him by about 15 years. She’d taken him out to a pricey restaurant and they were playfully kissing as they walked back to her Porsche. Tony plopped down into the driver’s seat and Donna proceeded to pounce on him, unzipping his pants and pulling down on his boxer-briefs. He hadn’t resisted, and within seconds she had found his “treasure” and grabbing it, was about to start some form of popsicle guzzling when she suddenly froze. Then her head popped back up and she looked at him strangely. He glanced down and saw the little white bumps that had been appeared on his penis not too long ago, but in his semi-drunken haze he’d forgotten to keep them in a shadowy, hard to see area when about to engage in sex.
Desperate for an explanation, he glanced around and spotted some strobe lights that were pulsating from a nightclub which was nearby, saying that the lights were playing tricks on her eyes and reflecting off of his penis. She quickly mentioned that she had to get ready for work for the following week even though it was Saturday night.
Yeah, Okay…Right
No one really knows how men develop pearly penile papules, (aka hirsuties coronae glandis), but once it appears, your penis might as well be a radioactive rod used in nuclear power plants. No matter how you try to explain it away, women will most likely give you the “yeah right” look and jet off to greener pastures.
Here are some important things to consider which might motivate you to seek an all-natural solution:
- A woman that sees your penile papules might suffer from a panic attack – look for eyes the size of moons and a jaw-dropped look
- A woman could suddenly bolt for the door leaving some Road Runner type speed clouds behind
- A would-be sex partner could hit your jaw with the back of her head as she suddenly reconsiders going down on you and reverses her heads downward trajectory
Convinced? Okay, Here We Go!
Tea Tree Oil, derived from pressing the leaves of Melaleuca alternifolia, is chock-full of anti-microbial properties which are ideal for targeting and eliminating a plethora of skin maladies. (SEE:
Papule Zapping Removal Formula with Tea Tree Oil) Ring worm, cold sores, even the dreaded flesh-eating MRSA condition can all be slain by Tea Tree Oil.
First, you’ll want to test the oil on your skin in order to make sure that it’s not too sensitive to handle this powerful remedy, since your little guy down there is very sensitive. If everything is A-O-Kay, administering Tea Tree Oil to the affected area twice a day has been reported to alleviate those ugly little white bumps in just a few short weeks.
So what are you waiting for? Get serious about getting rid of that pesky little problem and get back to a sex-life free of embarrassment and desperate explanations!